Art brawler

Art brawler

I’m a big guy, tough and an excellent fighter. If anyone doesn’t like my poems, meet me out back at Bergamot Station and I’ll dent…

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So-called great artists

So-called great artists

Van Gogh was crazy, and for me this invalidates his work. What do I have to gain by looking at the art of a crazy…

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Aesthetic violence

Aesthetic violence

The drivel around us is thick, viscous, needing some kind of acid or lye to dissolve. Like a disease, it is ever-evolving, renewing and disguising…

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Proper comportment at an art opening

Proper comportment at an art opening

I like to get pretty drunk at art openings and receptions. It enhances the thrill of scaling difficult strangers.  And It never hurts to have…

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The creative process

The creative process

Any scumbag can say “I am an artist.”  Any scumbag can be a God.  Among them we even have the creative-un-artistic, the prissy, the closed….

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Conducting a professional artist interview

Conducting a professional artist interview

Screw deep and get screwed, that’s the first rule of conducting an artist interview.  It will help you get to know your subject.  A true…

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La Marche with melted face in pot

Venice Art Crawl, 2015

Between the dirty cracks of a Venice sidewalk, among the deep, intricate stains, where the piss and shit of 10 thousand dogs mixes with grit,…

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